March 2012
"Do you find ____ or ____ more attractive?" →
starpupilbarrel said: (( CAREFUL GUYS, HELGA IS A...
starpupilbarrel:
starpupilbarrel said: (( CAREFUL GUYS, HELGA IS A...
starpupilbarrel:
….
WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT GIF.
starpupilbarrel said: (( CAREFUL GUYS, HELGA IS A...
starpupilbarrel:
hedoesntbiteoften:
starpupilbarrel:
hedoesntbiteoften:
BARREL STAHP IT
YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE THEM THINK THAT I’M ACTUALLY A PEDO I’M NOT, I PROMISE XD
GIRL U A PEDO
LIES
OH
IM NOT A LITTLE LOLI ANY MORE
-FLAIL-
SO YOURE NO LONGER A PEDO ACTUALLY…
BUT IC YOU ARE >:D
February 2012
starpupilbarrel said: (( CAREFUL GUYS, HELGA IS A...
starpupilbarrel:
hedoesntbiteoften:
BARREL STAHP IT
YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE THEM THINK THAT I’M ACTUALLY A PEDO I’M NOT, I PROMISE XD
GIRL U A PEDO
LIES
starpupilbarrel said: (( CAREFUL GUYS, HELGA IS A...
BARREL STAHP IT
YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE THEM THINK THAT I’M ACTUALLY A PEDO I’M NOT, I PROMISE XD
ooc: For those of you who are newer to DBRP, I...
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Welcome to my world, Meg. You're friends with...
its-meg-not-megara:
hedoesntbiteoften:
Meg laughed ”Who are people thinking you’re a couple with?”
“Vanessa. She’s my best friend but people always presume that we’re more.” She shook her head.
Let's try this again... Who do you ship me with?
Welcome to my world, Meg. You're friends with...
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Ask me.
the-sheriff:
My ask box is now open to:
Fuck, marry, or kills
Opinions
Would you rather “this” or “that”
Stories
Personal, touchy subject questions
Firsts and lasts
Creepy, sexual questions
Experiences
Favorites
Anonymous or non-anonymous
Advice
Why you follow me
Something you’ve always wondered about me
Likes/dislikes
Stupid, random questions
Rants and pet peeves
Whatever...
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Anons can hit me up, if they feel like it.
Where's everyone?
smokingredhot asked: Hello. I'm Jessica. It's nice to meet you /smiles/
sallyfinkelstein replied to your post: Helga stood with her arms crossed and glanced…
“H-Hello again, Helga” Sally said a little nervously.
“Hello Sally.” Helga waved and crossed her arms again. “Long time, no see.”
Helga stood with her arms crossed and glanced around. “Is anyone actually around?” She asked and raised her eyebrow. “It’s been rather dull around here lately.”
maybeidontwanttobequeen asked: *tilts head to the side*You don't know how to play?? *pokes her* TAG! *giggles*
maybeidontwanttobequeen asked: Hello! I'm Kiara! Wanna play??*bounces around happily*
smokingredhot asked: Why hello there /smirks/
ooc: chat link? :3 all of my stuff on my computer...
ooc: Watching Band of Brothers, possibly continuing Helga’s war stories
whirlwindscamp replied to your post
ooc: I have captain hook
Oooh :3 we could do something evil
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whatalovelylittlebrideillmake:
hedoesntbiteoften:
I’m bored. :/
Me too. Sorry… About what I said earlier. That was out of line…
I apologize for snapping… It wasn’t write for me to take my anger out on you.
I’m bored. :/
Anonymously describe me in three words.
My Heart Keeps Making Wishes: @Helga →
hedoesntbiteoften:
mystepmothersucks:
Hello, Thanks for following. I’m a bit busy at the moment, washing the dishes… (that Anastasia can EAT!) I don’t think some friendly conversation would distract me too much though. A hunter and a lieutenant huh? My, what interesting lives you both…
My stories are fairly violent and don’t make me sound like the nicest person around. Nice to...
iamaprincesswholovestoread asked: everyone! everyone deserves some piece of Helga.
Anonymous asked: NESSA.
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WHO DO YOU SHIP ME WITH?
thehottesthunter:
hedoesntbiteoften:
thehottesthunter:
No, I also like any outdoor sport. Hunting just happens to be my favorite.
What do you do for an occupation, Gaston?
Occupation? I don’t have one. I hunt for sport. I don’t have time for a job.
Really? Sounds like a easy life… Don’t you ever get bored of the same thing?
thehottesthunter:
No, I also like any outdoor sport. Hunting just happens to be my favorite.
What do you do for an occupation, Gaston?
Put an "UNF" in my ask and I'll answer these (:
lookingthroughyoureyes:
If you snuck in my room I would:
[] Go back to sleep
[] Kick you out
[] Cuddle with you
[] Be like wtf?
[] Let you sleepover
[] Beat your ass
[] Sexy time
If you kissed me I would:
[] Kiss you back
[] Smile & laugh
[] Be shocked
[] Slap you
You are:
[] Cute
[] Adorable
[] Pretty
[] Beautiful
[] Okay
[] Sexy
[] Hotass Motherfucker
[] Ew
I Would:
...
Everyone's Favorite: My name's Gaston. My life... →
hedoesntbiteoften:
thehottesthunter:
Helga? Hmm. Aren’t you a foxy woman. Name’s Gaston. *puts arm around her & pulls her closer* Do you like hunting?
Thank you…-purses lips and raises an eyebrow- In fact, I do. You’re a hunter, I’m presuming by the gun strapped to your back.
…
Sounds like a good time. -raises eyebrow- Now, Gaston, tell me… Do you only hunt? Nothing else?
My name's Gaston. My life revolves around hunting...
thehottesthunter:
Helga? Hmm. Aren’t you a foxy woman. Name’s Gaston. *puts arm around her & pulls her closer* Do you like hunting?
Thank you…-purses lips and raises an eyebrow- In fact, I do. You’re a hunter, I’m presuming by the gun strapped to your back.
All I do is hunt things. You should see all of my trophies I’ve earned. They’re quite impressive!
Oh yeah? I’d like to see...
Alright.
whatalovelylittlebrideillmake:
So are you going to stand here and tell me that losing your husband wasn’t painful?
Sorry… I probably shouldn’t have said that…
…
That wasn’t caused on purpose.
Why did you find it necessary to bring Christopher up at all?
No…you shouldn’t have.
Alright.
whatalovelylittlebrideillmake:
hedoesntbiteoften:
whatalovelylittlebrideillmake:
but
but
but
oh fine.
Sometimes you get too overprotective, especially seeing as I’m a single woman who can do what she wants.
I’m overprotective because I care. You’re my best friend and I don’t want to see you getting hurt again. That’s all.
Hurt? Woah, why would I get hurt? Nobody hurts me. Also,...
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Okay just listen
eveningrequiem:
I know the time periods are hundred of years apart. But imagine.
These guys.
In this movie.
WAIT WAIT STAY WITH ME HERE.
I just thought.
Since they’re both about finding lost cities.
And Miguel and Tulio would be an awesome addition to the team…
Head fanfiction crossover is a go.
Alright.
whatalovelylittlebrideillmake:
but
but
but
oh fine.
Sometimes you get too overprotective, especially seeing as I’m a single woman who can do what she wants.
Alright.
whatalovelylittlebrideillmake:
hedoesntbiteoften:
whatalovelylittlebrideillmake:
Who’s this Gaston guy and why is he all over my woman?
Vanessa… No need to get overprotective.
No. This is not cool. He needs to back off.
… Why? It’s fine, he’s being friendly.
Alright.
whatalovelylittlebrideillmake:
Who’s this Gaston guy and why is he all over my woman?
Vanessa… No need to get overprotective.
My name's Gaston. My life revolves around hunting...
thehottesthunter:
hedoesntbiteoften:
thehottesthunter:
I won’t bite you. Unless you really want me to.
Hello, I’m Lieutenant Helga Sinclair. -extends her arm-
Helga? Hmm. Aren’t you a foxy woman. Name’s Gaston. *puts arm around her & pulls her closer* Do you like hunting?
Thank you…-purses lips and raises an eyebrow- In fact, I do. You’re a hunter, I’m presuming by...
My name's Gaston. My life revolves around hunting...
thehottesthunter:
I won’t bite you. Unless you really want me to.
Hello, I’m Lieutenant Helga Sinclair. -extends her arm-